Did hell just freeze over?
Which is more surprising?
OR
Some commentary from my friends:
Joy on Katie and Tom: "I think she was brainwashed by a bunch of Scientologists"
Andrea on Katie + Tom: "he's disgusto. it's going to be some type of demon child"
Me: "Do scientologists believe in demons?"
Andrea's Husband Nick (father of Henry) on Nick + Jessica and Katie + Tom: "Katie and Tom baby!! OMG and Nick and Jessica???"
Lisa on Katie and Tom: "Do we think it was artificial insemination?"
Joy on Katie + Tom and Nick + Jessica: "okay, i have been quiet all day about the nick& jessica thing but THIS is too much to handle!!!"
Lisa on Jessica + Nick: "Basically it was all Jessica and her father. Her father would actually join them on vacations and they were saying that Jessica's head became totally bloated after the Dukes of Hazzard and began a demanding J Lo type spiral into divaness"
Colleague on Nick and Jessica: "Her dad is really sketchy...scandalous!"
I am SO relieved that Nick and Jessica FINALLY put an end to things... it was so obvious that they were no longer in love. I don't know why everyone blames her - I think she must've been the one that tried to keep it together since she comes from such a strong Christian background, but I could be wrong. Nick is a complete imbicle though... she needs someone who's actually got a brain and who's A-list like she is. I'd love to see who she ends up with...
Posted by: la.dauphine | Wednesday, October 05, 2005 at 04:51 PM
Nick sounds a little g a y
Posted by: andrea | Wednesday, October 05, 2005 at 05:04 PM
I want to hear more about why Paris stole MK's boyfriend? Isn't she dating a greek shipping hier like Paris' ex, Paris?
Posted by: Joy | Wednesday, October 05, 2005 at 05:08 PM
Tom is such a smarmy guy! Look at how he is holding on to Katie's (excuse me, Kate's) arm and squinting into the camera much too perky and ready to show her off. . . Total smarm who needs a swift kick in the pants and something else I can't quite think of now. As for Katie, she must be competely insane.
Posted by: Mary | Wednesday, October 05, 2005 at 05:38 PM
Wait just a minute here!!!!!! Katie (whoops! apologies: "Kate") is PREGNANT?!?!?!?!
I thought she was saving "it" for her wedding night? Did he slip some sperm into her chastity belt?
Posted by: tessaj | Wednesday, October 05, 2005 at 05:43 PM
Oh, GOOD call about KATE saving it for her wedding night.
Maybe it WAS immaculate conception (we can only hope).
Posted by: Beth | Wednesday, October 05, 2005 at 06:32 PM
I kind of thought Tom couldn't have kids. He didn't with his first 2 wives. Hmmm
Posted by: Rachel | Wednesday, October 05, 2005 at 07:37 PM
Ooh, he also is quoted here: "Cruise replied: "I love children. I've always wanted to be a father, always. " Of course, he does have ADOPTED kids with Nicole. Are they not good enough??
Posted by: Rachel | Wednesday, October 05, 2005 at 07:38 PM
ew ew ew ew ew ew ew ew EW. All I have to say: turkey baster. *shudder* My skin is crawling.
Posted by: mariana | Wednesday, October 05, 2005 at 10:46 PM
Clearly, it has been a Big Day for us all, what with the Tom + KATE baby and the Jessica + Nick break up.
I'm just exhausted.
(And yeah, GOOD CALL Rachel. WTF? Poor Conner and Isabell or whatever their names are.)
I would just like to observe that my post about this subject generated more comments than anything else I have written about thus far. Clearly I need to focus on more celeb related banter.
Posted by: Beth | Wednesday, October 05, 2005 at 10:52 PM
OMG - I totally forgot about the whole sterility thing!! Maybe it's Jude Law's baby??
Posted by: la.dauphine | Thursday, October 06, 2005 at 10:03 AM
It's times like these that we need to stick together. Between these two tragedies and the Paris2 breakup (in the wake of the Renee/Kenny split) combined with Lindsey's car accident, I don't know how I'm going to get through the weekend without the help of valium and vodka.
Posted by: tessaj | Thursday, October 06, 2005 at 02:55 PM